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Monthly for Lemonade, December, 2006

Monthly horoscopes are delivered to subscribers one each Monday beginning with the first Monday that the Sun is in the new sign. We have four different ones. If there are five Mondays while the Sun is in a sign, there is no horoscope the fifth Monday.

Aries (March 20-April 19)
Loved ones seem to be running ahead of you after spending so much time lost in the sauce of their own ideas about themselves. Thankfully, life is not a race, and thankfully again, everyone is waking up fast. One of the great awakening elixirs that has come into your life lately is words. Ideas can crystallize and find their meaning through expression with words; they can help us create a framework through which to understand our lives. With each passing day, your words grow more meaningful, and more influential in the lives of others. Use them carefully; they are sharp when broken.
Taurus (April 19-May 20)
It's not easy being a Taurus -- and I'm not being patronizing. I know this for a fact. The symmetry and elegance that are qualities of the world you love never seem to find a home in your inner life, full as it is of molten lava, elements that crash and collide into new substances, and the god Vulcan hammering away at his iron rods in the smoky blacksmith shop of your soul. But the goddess who rules your sign, Venus, has immensely more respect for this path than she does for the warrior of the gods, or for that matter, the king of the gods. Make room in your life for the companionship you want and need.
Gemini (May 20-June 21)
Well, I bet you're glad that's over. It's funny how after being the dark star of such a fabulous controversy, you can suddenly find yourself the flavor of the week. It's all part of the legend of the Phoenix -- or perhaps just evidence of how completely confused the human race is about its own existence. What I hope you've learned from the experience is that as long as you've got your mind and feelings in one piece, you're basically fine. Oh, and as long as you're not afraid of your own power: and these days, you're glowing so bright you could melt your own sunglasses.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Remember this motto: "I am never too busy for love." You are busy, true. But a relationship may be calling you, presenting a new opportunity, or reminding you there is more to life. It's rarely easy living one's professional life fully at the same time as one's personal life. Success always seems to come at a cost. But I assure you there is plenty you can do to minimize the cost and not only create some balance, but live your whole life very fully. This is not a laid-back time for you, and it's no ordinary time either. Live like it matters, baby.
Leo (July 22-Aug. 23)
What a difference a month can make. What was once an emotional bog, where the people and places of the past were preserved like a jar of pickles, a brilliant adventure has taken its place. Why has this happened? Well, astrologically we can say it's happened because there are rewards for knowing yourself, for being honest with yourself and most of all, for loving yourself. To do that, you need to face your doubts and voila, you have succeeded. They were dark and they were deep, and the life you can live in for many moons is bright and wild.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22)
All our lives, we are fed a lot of stuff about how women only want security and men only want sex. Oh, and all women are monogamous while all men are polygamous. Hey, it's a free country, we're all God's children, and with recent political developments, we may even be able to get a little free speech at half price. So anyone can say whatever they want -- and, notably, that doesn't make it true. To paraphrase Ben Franklin or one of those revolutionaries of old, those who would trade sex for a little security deserve neither.
Libra (Sep. 22-Oct. 23)
As an honorary Libra myself, it's my pleasure to tell you that this would be a great year to write a book. Who knows, you may even write three books. Just remember, you're the writer and the Universe is the publisher. What you think, say and put on paper is, as well, above reproach. I assume you're committed to a path of integrity when I say this, and that you're speaking honestly from your heart. As long as those things are true, nobody can judge you and no one will. Therefore, put your Bible back in the drawer, and just tell the truth.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22)
You are a rich person. In fact, you're incredibly wealthy. Do you know it? Do you realize that all your life you've been making payments into a cosmic bank account, which has collected interest and has compounded and has suddenly grown and swelled to 100 times its original size? I didn't think so, but I'm here to bring you the good news. I'm here to sing your praises and inform you that you've collected a heck of a lot of good karma the past dozen or so years, even if you spent most of them in school, being brainwashed by evil people, or told you're nothing special at all.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 22)
The world is not only your oyster; it's your home. Sagittarius is, however, one of those signs that typically feels like you beamed in from the Planet Centaur and are living in a strange dimension full of so-called people who spend most of their time getting dressed. Take a lesson from the elegant women of Paris: pull on some nice jeans, a sexy sweater and the right hat, and get on with your adventures. Many of them await you. You're currently getting a clue how many, and how exciting they may be, but I assure you, this is just a clue.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 20)
Those who can see the future have the best chance of getting there. And if there was ever a time when your mind, both 'asleep' and 'waking', was filled with images of what could be, and what will be, and what you want to be and are dedicated to creating, the time is now. At this point, however, you face the formidable challenge of every creative person: gradually manifesting your ideas into the tangible world, and sharing them with others.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 19)
You can count on your friends; in fact, that is all you can count on, but this is a direct consequence of your being such a dependable and honest person. Even if you have your doubts, I suggest you promote yourself in this way, because what we tell ourselves has an odd way of becoming true, or more true. You may at times this month and over the next four seasons wonder if you're really worthy of the good fortune that comes your way. I assure you that you are, and I would remind you to pass it on.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
You are never too old to accomplish great things, or for that matter, too young. So embrace the moment; there is a lot to embrace. Believe in yourself, because there is so much to believe in. But most of all, hold a vision for yourself. Really look into your mind's eye and see yourself in some place, condition, state of mind, relationship or on a mission that would suit you perfectly. The powers of manifestation are aligning rapidly, making what was absolutely impossible last week into an extremely high probability today. But you won't know until you try.

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